Ook...!
A long time ago, in a tea factory far, far away…..
A being, altogether short in stature but not in personality rose from amongst the teabags to become a legend of his time. The turn of the century spawned, not the expected chaos of the Millennium Bug, but the wholly unexpected Millennium Monkey.
There are few of these creatures in existence, but those who are fortunate enough to enjoy the pleasure of his company, know the joy and enlightenment his silent insights can bring.
From there, we come to understand that there is a chimp lying dormant in all of us. All that is required is the scent of bananas for it to awaken...
“We can but aspire to be as clear-minded, content and spiritually aligned with the cosmic banana as is the Monkey...”
- Pam Troglodyte
Colour: Brown & Beige
Texture: Soft
Age: 6 years
Height: 4 inches
Weight: 150g
Distinguishing Characteristics: PG Tips tattoo on left buttock; Velcro palms.
